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Hi. I’m starting a blog to write product reviews about ordinary stuff that I use. It’s pretty great. Check it out. Here’s my review about Safeway Tomato Ketchup:
I love ketchup. All ketchup is good. Safeway ketchup tastes just like Heinz ketchup. Also I may have been eating it about a year past its expiration date AND I AM STILL ALIVE. Isn’t ketchup made out of more or less rotten tomatoes with a ton of sugar anyway? Research it and tell me your findings.
Conclusion: Even though Safeway is satan for teaming up with Chevron, who is also satan, ketchup is great.
I was tagged by unfamiliargroundsquirrel
Rule one: Always post the rules Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones Rule three: Tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule four: Actually tell them you tagged them.
1. one of your favorite books? (who has just one, I mean really)
Paddy Pig’s Poems by Donald Charles
this book is the shit. it’s about Paddy Pig inviting his bougie-ass friends over and while he’s slaving over tea or whatever bougie-ass people slave over (or have their slaves slave over), his bougie-ass friends read his poems that rhyme until the last verse and they’re all laughing because they think the poems are stupid, then Paddy Pig comes in and is like Y’ALL IS MOTHERFUCKERS NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE, BOUGIE PUNKS ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
On a more serious note, The Arrival by Shaun Tan is probably the best piece of visual literature on cultural/language barriers that immigrants face. Tales From Outer Suburbia is also a very good collection of strange and whimsical short stories with illustrations that Shaun Tan wrote.
2. favorite beverage?
My high school myspace-self is trying to say, “the blood of my enemies,” and i think it is still a good answer.
Probably milk tea.
3. favorite fanfic AU and/or trope? if you don’t read fanfic, favorite book genre?
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GENRES. Nah iono I just like children’s books and comic books. Is pop up book a genre
4. favorite piece of clothing or clothing accessory on people you’re attracted to?
"NO CLOTHING," screams my high school myspace-self. Probably skinny jeans.
5. would you rather be a dragon or a pegasus?
Dragon. What kind of unfair question is that to a pegasus it’s obviously one-sided
6. if you could live in any fictional universe, which would you choose?
Not this one, most definitely. I would live in God Girl universe, which might be a real universe. Who can really say
I would, however, quite like to live in a repetition of the universe where Jake the dog eats from a pod of infinite ice cream.
7. dream television or movie cast? (opt. what’s the show/movie about?)
Adventure Time? Iono how to answer this question. A sitcom staring Lemongrab and Tina Belcher.
8. if you could have any magical/mythical/alien/etc. creature from anything ever as a pet, what would it be?
Ditto, so then it can be any creature that I want with a stupid face like :3 HA TAKE THAT, QUESTION
9. favorite song to play when you want to make yourself feel better?
Believe by Cher
10. favorite comfort food?
Iono like milkshakes, bacon, tater tots, all that greasy fat shit you know. Bad for the body, good for the soul.
11. do you believe in ghosts? why or why not? (stole that last one because I’m curious, deal with it)
I want to say that I am indifferent, but the answer is pretty much yes. Because I’m paranoid and my visual brain power has MORE POWER OVER ME THAN I CAN CONTROL. I think most of the tv stuff is fake and for profit, but I don’t doubt the existence of ghosts/supernatural shit. It kind of freaks me out on a daily basis :C It’s prolly also because I’m 1st gen Chinese, but iono
Not sure how to dispose of this #paint how to dispose of the cosmos?